(Based on actual events)
Man: Lipitor?!? Look at that smarmy jerk, Dr. Robert Jarvik. Naming his artificial heart the Jarvik artificial heart. What a jerk.
Woman: You wouldn't name an invention after yourself?
Man: Nope. Jerk.
Woman: Fine. If you had invented it, what would you have named the artificial heart.
Man: (immediately) Megaheart.
Woman: (deadpan) Try harder.
Man: (immediately, again) Ultraheart.
Woman: I'm done with this conversation.
-FIN-
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