Is it jealousy? It must be, because ever since we signed the paperwork for the mortgage application (re: that house you might have heard about), things at the apartment haven't been quite right.
1) Toilet tank is no longer filling.
2) Drains are running slow or getting air bubbles back-flowing from neighborly garbage disposal use.
3) Medicine cabinet lost its latch - the stickum just up and quit.
4) Light switch no longer works. It's not a case of bulb burnout. It's a physical disturbance that won't let us lift the switch into the on position. Something behind the walls is angry...
Hopefully, we can get out of here before it learns how to turn on the oven or figures out where we keep the knives.
